‘Promenade’ by Beach Sloth
Dead ass fish in the dead ass water
“I don’t care about the environment. I care about the animals.” Says a stereotypical college student
The harbor is ‘Doing the Dew’ via upside down Mountain Dew bottle
Guy bringing Corona Light onto his boat because he wants to be drunk and lonely but wants to watch his calories
Kid gets out of the way of another kid who does a handstand
These pieces of metal clink forming uneasy patterns
A passerby says he has the schedule
Others jog others bike around a body of water re-appropriated for our amusement
Please obey park rules
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