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'Promenade' by Beach Sloth

Dead ass fish in the dead ass water

“I don’t care about the environment. I care about the animals.” Says a stereotypical college student

The harbor is ‘Doing the Dew’ via upside down Mountain Dew bottle

Guy bringing Corona Light onto his boat because he wants to be drunk and lonely but wants to watch his calories

Kid gets out of the way of another kid who does a handstand

These pieces of metal clink forming uneasy patterns

A passerby says he has the schedule

Others jog others bike around a body of water re-appropriated for our amusement

Please obey park rules 


Beach Sloth blogs hard.

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